Have you ever been
caught in the middle of a sauce session?
Er... Eeuurgh
(blushing) I've been caught snogging before- behind the bike sheds,
in the toilet, the normal places, you know? People bargin' in when
you're having a quick snog. I got caught in a cupboard on a school
trip once, one of those ones where you stay in youth hostels.
Who were you caught
by?
Just friends, but
once by a friend that really shouldn't have walked in at that moment-
but we won't go into that!
Wow many times have
you been caught?
A few- as much as
anyone! But I used to love boys when I was little. At primary school,
you'd go out with three boys at once, or me and two of my mates would
go out with the same boys. I was constantly... (flustered) my eyes
were popping out of my head! Nowadays though, I can't be
bothered!
Aren't you even
tempted when you're filming on the beach in LA?
No, I hate that
cheesy American look. I don't mean to generalize but it is that
typical American, Los Angles look. When I come to America, I'm like
"Oh no, I can't be bothered!"
What was your
sauciest chat up line?
I don't use them, I
don't like them. Brad's the worst for that, he's got a little list of
them. You'd better ask him!
Ever pinched a famous
bum?
Probably... Let me
think... I've pinched someone's bum, but I can't remember whose. It
was quite a while ago on some TV show. I was in a really weird mood
that day- I don't normally go around pinching strangers'
bottoms!
Who's bum do you want
to pinch?
Johnny Vaughan's 'cos
he's really cheeky and funny himself. But the Big Breakfast is way to
early for me to be doing that sort of thing!
Who would you most
like to get saucy with?
No-one. (no-one).
No-one famous anyway. (no-one). All right Brad Pitt in Fight
Club!
Do you have any saucy
dreams?
I can't tell you
that! (Oh go on...)I never have rude dreams! Well. I had a ream about
a bottom last night. Just a bottom with no arms or legs attached or
any thing. Just a bottom floating in the night sky... Maybe I've just
got a thing for bums and nothing else. I don't go for personality or
looks, just bums. I'm joking by the way!
Where's the strangest
place you've been saucy?
I got a bit frantic
on a canoe once. Not too frantic 'cos it's a bit difficult in a canoe
but we did stop and get out half way down a river...
